Preposterous Pet Products | Who Moved My Bone?

As the pet industry grows more and more people want a piece of the $40 billion+ pie. The direct result of that is some of the ridiculous pet products below, enjoy!

Backyard Cat

They call this the backyard cat because it is designed to keep your cat in the backyard. It is basically a counter weight that hangs from your cat and effects his/her center of gravity. The effect, your cat is not able to effectively and accurately jump over the fence and get out of the yard. Perhaps a better name would be backyard bastard after the bastards that developed this product and claim its perfectly safe.

People Crackers

Dog treats shaped like people, why not? Ok, maybe this one is not so ridiculous afterall they have been around for ages. This is probably an example of a product that once was considered ridiculous and now is vogue. Besides kids these days eat crackers and gummies shaped like everything from dinosaurs to Harry Potter’s boogers.

Pets Cell

So I spent some time looking at this product and I am still not sure I fully get it. I get the GPS part. GPS enabled dog collars have been around for some time now and are quite common among hunters. Its the cell phone part that is tripping me up. Do people actually expect their dogs to call them when they get lost? Am I missing something or are my dogs just dumb?

Poop Freeze

Apparently somebody was inspired by that Jack Black movie where he invents poo away or poo be-gone or whatever it was called. I guess frozen poop is easier to pick-up than non-frozen poop?

Public Service Announcment – Warning! Don’t let your kids get confused and think frozen poop is actually a fudgesicle.

Personally I do not like spending anymore time than I have to picking up dog poop. Spraying it with Poop Freeze would just add time to a task I already despise.

Pootrap

I understand what they are trying to accomplish here. But really? A bag that attaches to your dogs poop shoot so you don’t have to bend over and pick it up. I am sure dogs just love the fealing of carrying around a loaded diaper. Not to mention that poo-filled bag has to come off somehow and dogs don’t have thumbs.

Purr Detector

My hope is that is device is for the deaf but I somehow doubt that’s what the developers had in mind. Otherwise what is the point? It lights up when your cat purrs and…..nope that’s it. This is probably a good way to scare your cat into never purring again.

And last but certainly not least my friends……………

Hotdoll (The sex toy for dogs)

This is sick and I am almost ashamed to have it on my blog. I heard a rumor it has a hole in it too. The picture says the rest.