Top 10 Signs You Need a New Pet Sitter / Dog Walker
10. You come home and your pets are not there
9. Your pet sitter / dog walker only shows up on payday
8. Your pet sitter / dog walker insists on being paid in unmarked $1 bills
7. Every month your cable bill has unexplainable “adult movie” charges
6. When you ask, “How was Fido today?” He/She replies, “Who is Fido?”
5. Your pet sitter / dog walker asks for a raise due to the rising costs of ecstasy
4. Your pet sitter / dog walker always says how good your dogs are then one day you find an empty bottle of Acepromazine on the floor
3. You come home and your undergarments are mysteriously strung out all over the place
2. You notice the pet treats keep disappearing faster than usual and then one day your pet sitter / dog walker leaves you a note saying, “You make the best cookies”
1. You come home and find your pet sitter / dog walker asleep in a dog crate
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