You Might Be a Bernese Mountain Dog If?

You might be a Berner If?

January 11th, 2010 by Jeffrey P

If you have never owned a Bernese Mountain Dog here are some of the things you are missing out on in life.

You run from the water bowl straight to my dress pant leg to leave that signature water/slobber mark that keeps me looking professional throughout the day.

You leave a trail of water originating from the water bowl by strategically not swallowing that last mouthful of water. This way you can find your way back.

Every time you see a cat, even if it’s for the 367, 921st time, you act like it is the first time ever and get so excited you nearly pee yourself.

You wake up in the morning (or really anytime) and treat your owners like they have been gone on vacation for weeks; we didn’t actually go anywhere Emma.

You think putting a paw in somebody’s face is a proper greeting and way to get attention.

You think the 45F pool water is balmy.

You think Downey dryer sheets and baby dove are delicious!

You think, or know, the world revolves around you!