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You might be a Berner If?

January 11th, 2010 by Jeffrey P

If you have never owned a Bernese Mountain Dog here are some of the things you are missing out on in life.

  • You run from the water bowl straight to my dress pant leg to leave that signature water/slobber mark that keeps me looking professional throughout the day.
  • You leave a trail of water originating from the water bowl by strategically not swallowing that last mouthful of water. This way you can find your way back.
  • Every time you see a cat, even if it’s for the 921st time, you act like it is the first time ever and get so excited you nearly pee yourself.
  • You wake up in the morning (or really anytime) and treat your owners like they have been gone on vacation for weeks; we didn’t actually go anywhere Emma.
  • You think putting a paw in somebody’s face is a proper greeting and way to get attention.
  • You think the 45F pool water is balmy.
  • You think Downey dryer sheets and baby dove are delicious!
  • You think, or know, the world revolves around you!
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    • Love the picture! My Bernese puppy loves to lie in my sister’s pool.. she has a sun shelf so it is perfect for him to lay on and just enjoy being cool in the water! We are in NC and it is hot!

    • Thanks! It’s been so hot here in Houston, the water in the pool is 93!

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